Cocalari, printese si pitipoance » distrus http://cocalari.com Cocalari, printese si pitipoance din Romania Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:07:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Cocalar cu clasa http://cocalari.com/2009/02/cocalar-cu-clasa/ http://cocalari.com/2009/02/cocalar-cu-clasa/#comments Tue, 24 Feb 2009 11:00:39 +0000 Grigore Armeanu http://cocalari.com/?p=5405

In mod cert numele titlului nu e pus bine.

In mod cert trebuie schimbat in “cocalar cu o clasa”

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Satisface orice fantezie. Nu are o miscare buna de sold, dar se pricepe sa linga bine…

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Zugrav roman necalificat, prins cu var in sosete…
Suspectul a crezut ca varul are efect narcotic asupra creierului sau perfect neted. Se recomanda o narghilea.

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Atata aur lumineaza asa tare ca iti ia ochii, protejeaza-te de fiecare data cu o pereche de ochelari, plus, tine mana la micut, in caz de radiatii…ce te faci, daca si el moare? Ca nu mai poti sa gandesti cu nimic…

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Arati ca un trofeu in cabana vanatorului:)) bai cap de bivol.

Ah, si cred ca tu esti singurul trofeu pe care il va castiga Steaua.

Later edit: Doar idiotii se cearta pentru niste echipe de fotbal si doar idiotii cred ca eu scriu toate articolele de pe acest site.

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“2pac alive in me & in music…PEACE”

Unde sa mai aiba si 2pac loc in tine, cand abia mai ai tu suflu purtand aceasta cruce facuta in photoshop?

Un trup perfect pentru orice scandal si orice bataie (15 kg, are loc sa se ascunda in orice gaura).

“ho it the best????……..astept”

Cu trupul asta sperii tot, toti o sa creada ca ai o boala contagioasa, gen holera, ciuma…

In mod cert nu esti tu the best, nici macar pe aproape, o sa mai cresti in grad cand nu o sa mai porti baticul asta primit cadou la o sticla de cola.

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Ba tata! Sincer, majoritatea cocalarilor nu au peste 25 de ani…he he, rar vezi cocalari batrani.
Ce penibil, pun pariu ca si cocalarii vor rade la poza asta :))

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“cand dumezeu mi-a dat viata smecherii au luat vacanta:X:*”

Eu cred ca deasta a luat Dumnezeu vacanta dupa 6 zile, productia lui s-a oprit la tine prietene, caci sincer tu nici in grupul “rebuturi” nu te regasesti :))

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Aici eu este cocalar!

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Ooo! Ce frumos, rauta asta doarme cu ursuletu la capu patului. This is so sweet.

Vezi ce se intampla daca faci pe duru? Iti iei capac si esti nevoit sa stai cu ochelarii rupti.

Eh, macar ti-ai bagat la cocosel salariul de lopatar zilier.

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